ladie's night, circa the future

This will be simple, but goddamn fucking poignant. Check this out, you know the expression, "every Tom, Dick, and Harry"? As in, "Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is all up in my shit and I'm not having that right now."

Well, heres' the deal, let's get the ladies involved. I mean, chances are, if you're referring to everyone, in any case, there is probably at least one or two fairer sex-types involved.

So we're changing the expression to "every Tom, Dick, and Mary."

I told you.

Simple. Poignant. The truth. Like Paul Pierce. Minus the us getting stabbed. We are firmly against us getting stabbed.