Sunday, February 11, 2007

Picnic School Dropout

This might be a fun thing to do. I've found it to be fun anyway. And it's slightly unique, in the sense that you probably haven't done it recently. If you have, big kudos to you.

So take a friend or romantic interest and put together a little picnic. I don't really care what you put together, but picnics are wicked fun. Hell, get a bunch of people together and do this. But since we're nearing romance day, let's pretend it's just the two of you. If you want to be sneaky about something, pack a bunch of art supplies like paints and brushes and pencils and glitter and a couple of canvases into another bag out of the watchful eye of your excursion partner.

So take your delicious package of food and head out to a park or somewhere you can spread out and hopefully stay dry. Maybe it's your front porch. It's important to stay within your means, after all. But after you eat, break out the art supplies and paint each other a picture. Or paint a picture for yourselves. Or coop a picture. Whatever. Just get creative with a stomach full of tasty food.

Once your done, have some loud sex. Loud sex is totally romantic.

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