Friday, March 23, 2007

Man the parapets!

You should build a fort.

Out of pillows and blankets and chairs (to support the blankets).

This was fun when we were kids, but now we don't have to ask permission, are much smarter, and are able to lift heavier objects. Kids are really just inferior that way. Alwats having to ask permission for things. Lame....

This would probably be more fun to do with a makeout partner, and just kind of weird in any other sense. I guess that's one thing that kids are better at. They can do childish things that don't have to lead to making out. In fact, if it does lead to making out, that's just plain weird.

So gather up all your blankets and pillows (throw or otherwise) and some furniture to use as structural support and get architecting.

And once the fort is built? Maybe you could make some popcorn and watch a movie on your laptop? Or just cuddle for a while.

But come on, doesn't this sound more fun than that lame thing you were going to do next Friday?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dude, my brother and I built a fort last Christmas, and it definitely didn't lead to making out, that would be weird. So you can build forts with non-makeout people, they just have to be the right kind of people. We actually used my entire living room and then slept in the fort. Forts are awesome.