Did you say "dreadlist"?

Threadless.com is a fantastic website. I would very much like for them to someday advertise with us, so I will say it again. Threadless.com is a fantastic website.

I wear their shirts quite often and people will often say they like my shirt. Sometimes they will ask where I got it.

And this is where the wheels come off.

I say, "Threadless". But I am drunk or I have food in my mouth, and they don't understand me. "Did you say breadfist?"

It's really a shame that a potential customer of such a fine institution is steered away by my inability to articulate.

So my idea is that Threadless, in place of those cute little stickers they send with each order, send a handful of business sized cards that say something along the lines of, "We heard you were asking about us. What's up? Want to go to the Prom? Threadless.com" or something similar.

It would make my life one little bit less awkward and it might give them some potential customers. I could carry a couple cards with me. I don't need my medical insurance card in my wallet. And ladies, well, theys got purses.