Marching orders

Sub-idea for today: A way for us to remember if we posted an idea or not. After 400 and some ideas, I honestly can't remember if I already posted something or not. It's kind of frustrating, and probably not much fun for you if we ARE repeating ideas.

Anyway, if I ever end up owning an NFL franchise, and let's face it, that's pretty likely at this point, I'm going to make sure we have a marching band.

A big one with lots of horns and drums and...marchers.

College football does it right. I mean, there's something dignified about having your own damn band. I mean, look at the army and all their parades and stuff. That's probably the coolest part about the army.

But back to the band; this would actually serve a couple of purposes. Number one, it would be better. Number two, it would eliminate the dumb half-time shows we're subjected to at present. And number three, it would be fucking awesome. If my points aren't valid, at least they're infused with enthusiasm.