Correctness spreadsheet

Brother Nate is batting leadoff. Honestly, I couldn't wait to post some of the ideas he sent. Chief among the several mistakes we here at the Empire have made is not getting Nate on board from the get-go. Hopefully, year 2 will see a correction to that error, if he can forgive us our earlier mistakes.

Nate is brilliant, and I issue no qualifiers to that statement. You may disagree, but I would argue you simply aren't looking hard enough. I believe he possesses a degree in cool tattoos...and there is a 60% percent chance he and NowEverybody are drunk at this very moment.

Without further adieu, allow me to pull back the curtain and present his first salvo:

I want a spreadsheet. I don't know how to make this, but I bet I could figure it out over a weekend. I want to list all of the arguments that I win, all of them. How tall was John Wayne, how many points did Danny Ferry score, was Jerry Cantrell in Temple of The Dog, how far can Greg throw a golf club, etc? I'm going to put all of these into my spreadsheet, and not to go all product placementy, but I think Excel is the way to go. I think that I’ll be able to cross reference all of these arguments by date, by names of people who were wrong, by subject, and maybe by how angry I was.

We can all have these, on our lap tops or phones, or whatever. It would be great. Every time there's an argument you can break out the spreadsheet and yell about how in 1994 you knew that John Wayne was 6'4" not 5'4" and that the other person was wrong then and will be wrong again this time.

Petty? Yes, but I want it.