Continuing my run of not quite appropriate posts I'm calling for erection resistant pants for men.
Every guy, especially between the ages of 10 and 14 (but in reality all men forever) have faced the inability to stand because of involuntary...err...excitement. This most definitely happen. And certainly it probably happen all too often when a kid is called to stand up in class or when you're in he least appropriate of companies.
This should definitely be solvable. Maybe there could be some fabric in the underwears that both makes room for and keeps in place the errant part. Something that actively holds it in place when it attempts to escape. Or even some complex array of fabric that allows for readjustment without having to do anything inappropriate.
I'm just saying, lets make it easier on the young ones adjusting to things. Lets make make it easy on all of us.
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