Baseball Playoffs Sex Game

Mom, don't read this one.

Hey, are you in a relationship? Do you like sex and have a passing interest in baseball? Then this might be for you.

Take 8 sexual situations, moves, scenarios, or devices and write them on a slip of paper. Then put them in a hat. Now go down the list of MLB playoff teams and draw one slip of paper to correspond with each team. So now each team has a sexual value. The Dodgers are a striptease, the Rays are oral sex, Boston is anal, etc. (Note: These should all be fun things you're ok with doing. But they should also be a little out of the ordinary.)

So everyday, there's going to be a couple of winning teams. Like, yesterday, Phillie won. And so did the Cubs. And Boston. So now you and your partner have to do all of the sexual things that correspond with each team. And the next day it'll be something different. And different the next day. It could be fun. And hell, it's sex, all I'm doing is encouraging you to have more of it. You're welcome.

BONUS IDEA: You could also do this weekly with the NFL schedule. I mean, on most Sundays there are like 13 games. That's 13 things you get to do to each other! And think about the ridiculous combinations that would come up. Hot.