Dating Portfolio

I don't know if this would actually work, but it would probably be kind of funny.

A dating portfolio would be an acual portfolio that you could hand to potential dating partners. Inside the portfolio would be flattering pictures of you, a resume perhaps outlining some of your finer points, recaps (with photos if possible) of outstanding examples of your prowess in the dating arena. Like maybe a brief synopsis of rad gifts you've doled out to significant others throughout the years.

So, you know, you see a girl (or a boy) and instead of leaving your number and a drunken explanation of who you are and what you're all about, you leave the portfolio. Then the next day it can be reviewed and a logical clear-headed descision about whether or not to call you can be made.

Again, I don't think this can be taken too seriously. But it's goofy enough that it might catch somebody's eye. So it might work at least once.