Side Sleepers

I totally love this idea. It is completely functional and realistic and actually a thing. So nothing like my other ideas.

I would like a pair of pajamas that came with padding on the hips. I have a very uncomfortable bed and I like to sleep on my side. And here's the thing, I really like sleeping on hard surfaces when I'm laying on my back...good for the back...but not when you're sleeping on your side...terrible.

And obviously they won't look cool. But they're for sleeping for christ's sake. I mean, this is a perfect idea for people who'll be out camping or like say...the homeless. They are infinitively portable and totally won't slip our from under you like a lot of camping pads will. And all you need to do is stitch in some pads into a sleeper pants. Or even better just make internal pockets for the sleeper pants so that you could determine when you needed the padding and could replace padding that had gotten less cushy.

I am going to single handedly say America's hips.