Friday, June 8, 2007

Beggars Can’t be Choosers Internet

Simple like sometimes. Computer slash wi-fi thingy that takes what it can get. None of this I wanna be on this or that network. If there is an open network flying at half mast and another slacking through its teenage percentiles, then why not take a little from column A and a little more column B. Optimize whatever signal you have. Send the request for mail to the left and porn to the right.

Obvious flaw is that a patchwork connection isn’t going to give you a dedicated download for like, say, streaming video or anything. But it will give you enough to get your mail. And then maybe update your mailbox a bit later.

I am on fire with these internet ideas. Maybe I should tell someone about them.

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