Morning checklist

It's kind of like a to-do list, except it's tied into your alarm clock. And it beeps to wake you up, beeps when you should be out of the shower, beeps when you should be dressed, etc. You just have to be around to hit it and move on to the next task. It'll keep you motivated and on schedule. And you know you need help with that, sucka.

Bite me. It's new year's.