Did you know babies get to sleep all day in swings that rock themselves? I assume it's done by batteries or, more likely, steam. But these swings are incredible. The baby just gets dropped in and then you press a button and it rocks them until...until whatever happens next.
Well here's my question: where the fuck is mine?
I don't want to be rocked to sleep like a baby, but a self rocking chair would be pretty cool. Or maybe a hammock. And yes, I am that lazy. I guess it's not even about being lazy though...it's just...it would be nice if technology did the work for me so I could concentrate on getting fat.
That's all I'm saying.
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