Handcuffs

In fantasy football player, the term "handcuff" means the backup of a starting player. Essentially, you want to get both the starter and the handcuff so that if the starter were to get hurt, you have his back-up. It's a little dorky.

Anyway, my idea for today is to arrange to have personal handcuffs. Just, you know, backups for things you're doing. Like hanging out, or moving, or playing sports. Just always have someone at the ready who can step in. Is this 100% all the time possible? No, of course not. And you may be doing it already, sort of. I'm just asking you to be more formal like with it.

And we're a day behind, soooooooo....the guys with the whips look restless.