Carnival

See, the problem is the goddamned Internet. Now that we can see everything so easily, nothing shocks us anymore. Which pretty much killed any hopes of the old school carnival oddities coming back. Which sucks.

So let's just all pretend. Let's pretend things are still bizarre and that they can't be reasonably explained. That way this carnival idea can return. We can all pay nickels and see weird shit and just geek out for a while.

No rides at this carnival. No games. Just a collection of bizarreness that moves from town to town and gets shown off by people in old timey clothes.