Snow Golf

It's getting to be that season when white people drive for hours to be cold and to exercise. I think we should combine that very white activity with another very white activity: golf. See, if you paint the balls black (as former president Harry Truman used to do) then you could totally play in the snow.

This actually sounds pretty fun. It's really like a whole different game. I mean, you need to know how the ball will break on different kinds of snow (slushy, hard pakced, etc.) and then adjust for that. You'd have less hazards I guess but the overall game would be SO much more difficult that you probably wouldn't want hazards.

And now we have a new use for golf courses that go neglected in the winter.