This post may have to exist without a title. Sorry. It was going to be "In which our hero meets a sideways toothpick".

Anyway, on to the idea...

I don't like to eat tomatoes, but they are one of my favorite things to cook. They seem to hold up well no matter what you do to them, and you people seem to like them. So here's the idea...

Take a healthy slice of a tomato and lay a nice slice of mozzarella cheese on top of that. Stick a toothpick through both of them in a diagonal fashion so as to achieve maximum holdage. Dip the thing in corndog batter and fry the whole mess. Mmmmm. Good, right? I wouldn't eat it, but it might be delicious.

Have we done recipes yet? I sort of feel like there's this whole untapped recipe world that we haven't gotten into. And does frying a tomato and cheese even count as a recipe?!