Saturday, October 13, 2007

Oh yeah, I got to second

This is a collaborative effort between myself, Ted, NowEverybody, and Ciana. We've decided there needs to be a base system for platonic friends. This wasn't definitely based on guys being friends to girls, but the gender roles could get turn around. For reals. So I'm going to abandon our usual narrative format and just lay this out, base by base. Print this out. Share it with your friends. You're going to revolutionize the world. For comic book nerds anyway...

1st base: Hug and hangout
2nd base: She's tells you about a guy she likes
3rd base: She tells you intimate details about her love life
Home: You share a bed, nothing happens, and she says you're like a brother or really good girlfriend to her.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sean is the Barry Bonds of plutonic hooking up.

Ciana said...

just an fyi - i think everyone means "platonic".