Nature porn

You know that part towards the end of Catcher in the Rye when Holden is talking about no matter what beautiful place you find, someone has been there before you and written the word "fuck"? I mean, it goes something like that. Anyway, you know that part? This is sort of like that.

Porn is ok. It's a thing. But in my opinion, it's gotten a little stale. But it's like any industry, there are going to be peaks and valleys. I think they're in a bit of a valley these days. And not the cool San Fernando valley where they made all those movies in the 70's.

Here's the way out: nature porn.

Now I'm talking about going to a park and filming it, cuz if you didn't know, they're already doing that. A lot. I'm talking about really expensive trips to some of the world's most beautiful places and filming high quality scenes. You'd want it to be high quality because you'd have had to spend so much money to get there. This would be a big budget thing.

I'm thinking rainforests, hot springs, glaciers, etc. This can totally be done.

How do you get away with it? Well...that's a bit trickier. Obviously you'd have to pick places that are remote enough to have some alone time. And the whole is it legal thing? Um, sure it is. Tell the local authorities I said so.

And no going to a creek with your neighbor and faking it. People will know and they will totally call you out on it.