Front porch

You should have one. Or at least have something that would reasonably act as a front porch. In fact, why don't you buy yourself some plywood, nails, and tools and build yourself a porch? Yep. Build yourself one.

Then you can take your porch wherever you go and sit on it. And listen to music with whatever you want as scenery. Take your porch to the beach or a park. It'll be awesome. I promise.